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This is an example of how to be a really ignorant bigot, aka super shitty person. Clearly everything is about them, so “A” is for asshole. He should be embarrassed.

This is an example of how to be a really ignorant bigot, aka super shitty person. Clearly everything is about them, so “A” is for asshole. He should be embarrassed.

3 days ago
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Why is there a show on cartoon network called “Assy McGee”?

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4 days ago
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Cisgender people don’t stand up to other cisgender people in public for transgender people. That’s a myth that I’ve only seen in fiction.

1 week ago
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I was touched by Jesus at the S&M party.

Name?

Landon

Age?

22

Whats your favorite kind of pie?

Pie can go to hell. I’ll eat a piece of key lime pie gum if I want pie.

Whats your favorite band/singer?

I don’t have one favorite.

Favorite fruit?

Most of them.

Favorite sport?

Hockey.

Favorite color?

Gray Black Blue Silver White. No particular order.

Favorite hair style for guys?

Who gives a fuck??

Curly hair or straight hair?

I have straight hair. barely a little wavy.

Do you think shampoo bottles should have directions?

I don’t think about that.

Skinny jeans or flare jeans?

Neither.

Do you have braces?

No.

What kind of computer do you have?

HP

Are you sad about Michael Jackson’s death?

I had no attachment.

Have you ever been to a concert?

Yeah.

Do you know the meaning of Christmas?

I can make my own meaning.

Do you Watch Charlie Brown?

hahaha i thought it said chris brown. 

Can you apply Mascara with your mouth closed?

no idea why i’ve met ppl who say this is impossible. clown.

If you look behind you whats there?

An elk and 4 deer. Seriously.

Do you brush your teeth daily?

Of course.

Do you have any cavities?

I’ve never had a cavity.

Have you ever broken a bone? if so how many?

Yeah, a few.

Ever needed stitches?

Yes.

Do you still watch spongebob?

No.

What time do you usually go to bed?

No consistency.

Whats your wallpaper on your phone?

None.

Do you text people often?

No where near as much as I used to.

Do you have unlimited texting?

Yeah.

Are you a runner?

I run, but I’m not a runner hah.

Do you like mysterious guys? Or open guys?

Your life is so embarrassing to me.

Would you ever get a tattoo?

Idk i don’t want any rn and don’t see it changing but it could.

How about snake bites?

Had.

Whats the song that describes your life most?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Have you ever been heartbroken?

That sounds ridiculous to me now.

Whats your favorite color of shoe?

Black. Brown. Gray. White. I’m not really into colorful shoes unless they’re heel’s which i don’t wear so idc.

Do you think advertisments are annoying?

Usually.

Do you ever really pay attention to commercials?

If I’m really bored. I’d like to never reach that point

What color underwear are you wearing right now? If you’re even wearing some

2 shades of blue and white.

Would you kiss someone if you were going out with someone else?

Friends on the cheek, but that’s not really what you meant I doubt. So, no.

What do you wish to accomplish before you die?

Actually like my life most of the time.

Are you afraid of death?

In what way? This could mean so many things.

What kind of camera do you have?

Phone.

Are you having a good year?

Not really, but I’m trying harder to.

Whats the highest number you’ve ever counted to?

I don’t know.

Do you forget things easily?

Not really.

Have you bought any new music lately?

No, but i need to buy some taylor.

Does going to school make you nervous?

uhhhhh i haven’t been to school in a while. It might a little or a lot. IDK

Are you made fun of a lot?

I doubt. I don’t talk to anyone besides my friends.

Are you overly truthful?

i have no idea. haha maybe idk.

Do you feel bad when you hurt peoples feelings (that aren’t your friends)?

Depends. But probably.

Do you know what 69 means?

It means you’re ugly.

Have you ever heard of pon and zi?

yeah.

How about happy tree friends?

no, im going with it’s lacey.

Do you get angry easily?

Sometimes

Do you like the heat?

No

Do you wear glasses/contacts?

No

Would you ever be seen in limited too?

If they pay me.

Can you do the math 12 x 7 in your head?

No. HA. Motherfuck.

Is your hand cramping while taking this survey?

No.

Do you have a limited time to get ready in the morning?

Whatever time i set aside to get ready. 

Do you have a celebrity crush?

No.

Do you think having celebrity crushes is weird?

When it’s life consuming.

Have you ever met a celebrity?

Yeah.

Would you ever die your hair neon green with pink polka dots?

DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE DYE. No.

Do you like harry potter?

Yeah. 

Do You still believe in santa?

No.

Do you like using caps lock?

idc

Do you have big hands?

No.

Do you like guys with big feet?

goddamnit once again, you are so embarrassing. Seriously who cares. When you care a lot is when it gets creepy. I could run around in public yelling I FUCKING LOVE GUYS WITH BIG FEET…to show you how fucking weird it is.

Do you like to do projects?

Some. I like to do stuff.


What’s the last thing that made you mad?

Slut bag exes barging around on my friends and just showing up and hugging them suddenly and pretending like she didn’t fuck me over and wasn’t a huge bitch to them. 

Who and where is the last person you talked to?

Bestest Friendest, and he’s currently in Dubai without me.


So what are you going to do now?

Hopefully sleep soon. K bye now.

1 month ago
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It would suck to be either of them. That’s all I have to say.

It would suck to be either of them. That’s all I have to say.

4 days ago
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Why is Kim Zolciak’s wig constantly falling off?

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6 days ago
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Ugh

Nobody will talk about anything other than how great Obama is. It’s election time, duh. And words are nothing without action. And he himself said he isn’t going to take any action on the issue. Get real, people. You shouldn’t be so impressed. You should be pissed off at empty fucking bullshit words. And you should be pissed off that politicians know they can get such a huge response like this out of you and so many other people by doing absolutely NOTHING. Don’t believe a goddamn word a politician says until it’s actually put to action and legal change is made. Then you can give them praise if you want to, but I still wouldn’t.

2 weeks ago
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I didn’t make this. Binders blow, trust us. Now shoot me.

I didn’t make this. Binders blow, trust us. Now shoot me.

2 weeks ago
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